Innkeeper Talk by Pulaski, Pet Host

I hope this won't gross you out, although it certainly did ME! My Mrs. Master has a worm bin. It's so odd when she says, "Want to help me feed my worms?" Is she kidding? Well, last week she dumped her worm bin. What is she thinking? She said she was trying to separate the worm castings (oh, you mean worm poop?) from the scraps and put it in the garden. Peweee...when she dumped it, it was a mess with rotten food and mildewed newspaper scraps. I may have my smelly moments, but this was terrible! The next time she decides to separate worm poop, I will be as far as away as possible!