Innkeeper Talk by Pulaski, Pet Host

This week we had a very small pet guest!  His name was Cyrus and he only weighed 9 pounds!  One of my masters thought at first that he was a Chihuahua, but he was actually a Miniature Pinscher.  Molly told me that she knows somebody who used to have a Miniature Pinscher that knew a very special trick.  Whenever anybody would ask if he was a Chihuahua his owner would ask him, "Are you a Chihuahua, or would you rather be dead," and he played dead!  I thought that that was a pretty cool trick, so I thought that I would practice doing it myself!  I guess that I would rather be dead!