Innkeeper Talk by Pulaski, Pet Host

Every time I drive into Eastsound Village, I experience our local hardware store. In fact, you drive right through piles of lumber and small machinery. Visitors to the island are not sure how to interpret ths sign:

Yes, there are 2 old gas pumps and sometimes a cash discount. You will also see some handmade signs for popcorn...last chance for lumber...slow for congestion. Really? LA is congested, Seattle is congested...but Orcas Island??